Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Kind Hearts and Squirrel Guns


***1/2  Bernie. Written by Richard Linklater & Skip Hollandsworth. Directed by Richard Linklater. 
Bernie Tiede (Jack Black) wants to seduce you.

Since the timely demise of HBO’s Six Feet Under there’s been an alarming lack of stories about funeral directors. Richard Linklater’s Bernie doesn’t really count as “major” in any respect, but it fits the bill for off-beat entertainment from the nation’s broad, surprisingly creepy heartland. Like an embalmed corpse in sweet repose, it would be easy to overlook. Don’t.
            Linklater has made his name with accomplished, almost anthropologically-detailed films about the pains of growing up (Slacker, Dazed and Confused, Before Sunrise). He did release a straight documentary recently (Fast Food Nation), as well as a Hollywood crowd-pleaser (The School of Rock). But it’s fair to say that Bernie is like nothing Linklater’s done before: a narrative-documentary hybrid about people about as far from his usual slackers and dirtbags as he could get.
            The eponymous anti-hero is Bernie Tiede (Jack Black), the assistant director at a funeral home in Carthage, Texas. In the mid-90’s, the real-life Bernie had become a local legend in his job—an accomplished mortician, a canny casket salesman, a caring and sincere consoler of the bereaved. Always in good voice, he sang sweetly during memorial services. He led the church choir, and directed the productions of the local musical theater troupe. His selfless generosity made him so popular among the good folks of Carthage that they overlooked a fey, swishy demeanor that did not exactly fit the ideal of manhood in east Texas. He was especially beloved of the blue-bottle widows who represented the overwhelming majority of his clients.
            Things began to go seriously wrong for Bernie when he took up with Marjorie Nugent (Shirley MacLaine), the town’s richest widow. Universally despised, Marjorie was the kind of person who couldn’t bear to suffer her misery alone when she could just as well spread it around. Bernie was stubborn in his positivity, wearing down Marjorie’s usual suspicion with acts of compassion above and beyond the call of duty. Alas, he didn’t bargain on Marjorie’s equally toxic, equally stubborn nature. With a combination of lavish gifts and feigned helplessness, she made Bernie her manager, her manservant and, by the end, her bitch. So when Marjorie’s body was discovered stashed in a garage freezer, the question is not whether Bernie murdered her, but whether it was the result of a calculated plan—or an act of desperation.
            Linklater based his script on a 1998 Texas Monthly newspaper article written by co-screenwriter Skip Hollandsworth. Instead of telling Bernie’s story in a conventional narrative, he incorporates interviews with the real citizens of Carthage. Together, these folks steal the show (if it’s possible for a dozen people to steal a show collectively) in a way even more impressive than the “witnesses” Warren Beatty presented in his otherwise dramatized Reds (1981). When a self-promoting district attorney named Danny Buck (played here by an actual actor, Matthew McConaughey) brings Bernie to trial for first-degree murder, Linklater gets to try the case again in front of the same local audience, arousing the same passions on either side. True, there are some things left out of the true story—for whatever reason, Linklater opts to play down Bernie’s apparently homosexuality. But the result is still enthralling, in that special way a car-crash on your own street can be.
            MacLaine and McConaughey are both good in less-than-sympathetic roles. Jack Black is a revelation as Bernie—sincere and artificial, ridiculous yet slyly seductive. He’s a phony, but no more so than anyone must be in a small town, where living together calls for more guile than in the big, anonymous city, not less. If there’s any justice in the world, he’ll have been remembered for an Oscar nomination this year. But that’s the question Bernie poses, isn’t it—whether there’s any justice in the world?
© 2012 Nicholas Nicastro

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